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Armed with a fiancee

Published April 19, 2013 1:01 am

This is an archived article that was published on sltrib.com in 2013, and information in the article may be outdated. It is provided only for personal research purposes and may not be reprinted.

A wonderful concept was unintentionally presented in the caption to the picture accompanying "For Utahn, debate over guns, self-defense frighteningly real" (Tribune, April 14). It said: "Eric Martin ­— shown armed with his fiancée …"

More people should be armed with fiancées (instead of guns). Unlike guns, fiancées are welcome everywhere — malls, churches, even on planes and in schools (though children should not have or be fiancées).

Fiancées do not require concealed-carry permits. Best of all, your openly displayed fiancée will elicit not cringes in fear but broad smiles and warm wishes.

Robert Kuesterman

West Valley City